Fix What’s Killing Your Sales — With a $9 Handcrafted Audit.

A real expert manually audits your site, offer, or funnel and shows you the top 3–5 issues silently killing your sales.
Delivered in 48 hours. No calls. No consultants. Just Clarity

You're Bleeding Sales. But You Don’t Know Where — or Why.

You’ve built the offer. The page is live. The ads are running. But…• Clicks aren’t converting
• Visitors aren’t buying
• You're stuck tweaking headlines and praying for resultsThe real issue? Your funnel is misaligned — and you're too close to see it.

The $9 Funnel Audit That Finds the Leaks — Fast.

You’ll get a fast, founder-friendly teardown of your funnel showing:
• Why your headline isn’t converting
• Where your CTA is killing momentum
• What fixes would actually move the needle
All delivered with a clear, no-fluff video and actionable PDF — no calls, no consultants.

Here’s What You’ll Get for $9

• A full teardown of your current funnel or sales page
• Highlighted copy mistakes that cost you conversions
• Section-by-section priority fixes
• Quick wins you can implement in minutes
• PDF summary of changes to make ASAP

Want the Full Fix?

Upgrade later to our Premium Report ($199) or the complete Funnel Fix Pack ($497) and get everything you need to rebuild your funnel the right way — with no extra stress or strategy calls.

Let’s Find Out Why Your Funnel Isn’t Converting

Funnel Audit

$9

Entry-Level, Low-Risk Diagnosis

  • Handcrafted audit (not AI)

  • Delivered in 48 hours

  • 3–5 critical funnel issues identified

  • Actionable bullet-point summary

  • Includes screenshot annotations

  • “No Calls, No Fluff, Just Fixes” guarantee

  • Instant PDF delivery

Premium Report

$199

Deep Dive Analysis + Tactical Breakdown

  • Everything included in the $9 Conversion Killer Audit

  • Deep written teardown of your funnel and landing page

  • Copywriting + CTA critique (headlines, offers, calls to action)

  • Funnel flow & layout analysis (structure, section logic, hierarchy)

  • Competitor offer snapshot (how you stack up + quick wins)

  • Priority delivery in 48 hours

FunnelFix Pack

$497

High-Leverage Action Plan + Conversion Copy Toolkit

  • Everything in the Premium Report

  • Section-by-section layout action plan (what to move, cut, add)

  • Headline + value prop rewrites tailored to your target buyer

  • Plug-and-play funnel copy templates (hero, problem, offer, CTA, etc.)

  • Loom video walkthrough (3–5 mins) explaining everything in plain English

  • 7-day post-report email support — ask us anything

  • Optional visual mockup references or wireframe-style suggestions

Who’s Behind FunnelClinic?

Built by a conversion strategist trained in the principles of $100M Offers, Cashvertising, and direct-response funnel frameworks — FunnelClinic helps founders and creators fix the real reason people aren’t buying.We've run tear-downs for ecommerce shops, coaches, B2B offers, and service pros — all without a single call.